$5

thanks for the orgasm

(English)

$5

grazie per l'orgasmo

(Italian)

$5

gracias por el orgasmo

(Spanish)

$5

merci pour l'orgasme

(French)

$5

obrigado pela gozada

(Portuguese - the dirtier version)

$5

dank für den orgasmus

(German)

$5

kiitoksia orgasmista

(Finnish)

$5

takk for orgasmen

(Norwegian)

$5

salamat

(Tagalog)

Just in - there IS a word for "orgasm" in Tagalog! Get these "thanks" micro-doilies while you can. Soon they'll say something MORE!

$5

anksthay orfay ethay orgasmway

(English Pig Latin)

$5

tfto

(English text message)

$5

...dots...

(Braille)

$49

Pack of 12

(English, Italian, Spanish, French, Portuguese, German, Finnish, Norwegian, Tagalog, English Pig Latin, English Text Message, Braille)

This special set comes packaged in a white glassine envelope with tissue paper separations. Perfect for a wedding or anniversary keepsake gift.